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My wives just love water sports
My wife said if I don't pack up fishing she will divorce me... I will miss her...
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gasman |
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hatterbarbel wrote: I let mine sleep in the house
Wensum..........lose some!
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hatterbarbel |
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Hi men ,
Dedication last season . I managed to catch her finger with a sizr 7 raptor , in to the bone . We packed up quickly , few hours up the hospital , and then another overnight stay in the car for a short morning session ( 2 hours from home ) . Lucky really , after the anisthetic , the surgon saved the hook Hatter |
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Four married guys go fishing. After an hour, the following conversation took place: First guy: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next weekend." Second guy: "That is nothing, I had to promise my wife that I will build her a new deck for the pool." Third guy: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I will remodel the kitchen for her." They continue to fish when they realized that the fourth guy has not said a word. So they asked him. "You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. What's the deal?" Fourth guy: "I just set my alarm for 5:30 a.m. When it went off, I shut off the alarm, gave the wife a nudge and said, Fishing or s*x," and she
said, "Wear a sweater".
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Bait Boat |
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Funny how many perfect Wifes/Parteners there are out there ?
If Fishing is more important to you than a decent Family life, then I reckon being single is the answer, on the other hand. A bit of give and take, and trying to fit your fishing into Mid Week seems to work for many of us !! Bob |
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Hi Bob,
I did not say my wife was perfect, but then neither I am. Dave |
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barbeltastic |
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Obviously! In fact with such short legs and a bushy tail like that you should consider yourself very lucky to have a wife!
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This has worked for me.
When you have been fishing always have a positive and happy attitude to life (not always easy after a blank and a soaking). If you can't go don't moan or sulk, but be a bit vague and disinterested in life. When taken to Tesco instead of going fishing, fill half the trolley with beer. As the second to last item is being scanned, Clutch your stomach, dash to the toilet, sit for five minutes, go and wait for her at the car. Works for me but I really don't go that often. |
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spamalot |
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We'll banish all sorrow and sing till tomorrow
And angle and angle again.
Last Edited By: spamalot
10/04/08 13:41.
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