"Oh my God I can't believe it, we've never been this good away from home!"
Leeds fans to the tune of the Kaiser Chiefs' 'Oh My God'. (Robin, England).
"Are you Tottenham in disguise?"
Arsenal fans to Sunderland when they went 2-0 up at the Emirates.
"Are you Tottenham in disguise?"
Sunderland fans when Arsenal threw away their 2-0 lead. (Harry, UK).
"Ginger Mourinho!"
Leicester City fans singing to Gary Megson at Sheffield Wednesday. (Jon, UK).
"You're supposed to be a gnome!"
Millwall fans to Northampton's pint-sized full-back Danny Jackman. (Davy McMurray, London).
"Maradona!"
Argentine rugby fans getting confused as to which sport their national team is playing during the Rugby World Cup quarter-final against
Scotland. (Ben, UK).
"E-I-E-I-E-I-O - a monkey-hanging you will go."
Forest fans remind Hartlepool what they are most famous for. It was hilarious - well the Forest fans thought it was. (Mark Ritchie,
England).
"Hey Nicky you're so fine, you're so fine, you're two behind, hey Nicky!"
Bishops Stortford fans to St Albans goalkeeper Nick Eyre in the FA Cup second qualifying round. (Dan Howes, UK).
"Gordon for England!" Sunderland fans to their, erm, Scottish goalkeeper, Craig Gordon. (Sexy Boy, England).
"Does your mother know you're here?"
Scunthorpe fans to young Norwich supporters. (Danny Oakley, England).
"Let's pretend we've scored a goal!"
A chant sung by Bradford City's fans in the closing five minutes of a dire 3-0 loss at home to Accrington Stanley, followed by all participants
going absolutely crazy. (Russ Waldron, England).
"Your ground's too big for you!"
Peterborough fans at Shrewsbury.
"That stand's too big for you!"
Shrewsbury fans hit back at the 200 or so fans in a 2,000 capacity stand! (Sam, UK).
"Oh Christian Dailly you're a Saint for life.
Oh Christian Dailly will you s*** my wife?
Oh Christian Dailly, we want curly hair to-ooo."
Saints fans' chant for their new centre-back. To the tune of 'I love you Baby'. (Philip Salkeld, Durham).
"We saw you cry on the telly!"
Sung when Preston played Southampton, referring to when Gregor Rasiak missed a penalty against us in the play-offs and then promptly cried.
(Sam, UK).
"Can we play you every week?"
Chorley fans brought out the usual chant when leading 2-0 against Lancaster. The twist being that the fixture is repeated almost every week in
October (2nd, 9th, 23rd). (Jan Buxton, UK).
"We've got Joey Barton, We've got Joey Barton, la la la la."
Newcastle fans to Man City fans last Saturday.
"You've got Joey Barton, You've got Joey Barton, ha ha ha ha!"
City fans after seeing their side go 3-1 up. (Julie, UK).
"Take your shoes off if you're #%+%."
Sung by Manchester City fans when Newcastle fans started waving their shoes in the air - they soon vanished. (David, England).
"Sit down, Pinocchio!"
Spurs fans to Gareth Southgate during recent Carling Cup game with Boro. (Justin Fleming, England).
..very very funny,
