Here is why we have spit up.
She told me we could not afford beer anymore what with the cost of living and petrol going up,i would just have to give it up.
Then i caught her spending £65 on make up,£80 on a new hair do,£40 on new nails and £300 on new clothes.
I asked her why i had to give up stuff and not her!!
She said she needed it to look pretty for me.
I said that was what beer was for!!!
I dont think she is coming back.
